Tuesday, April 12, 2011

20 Reasons to Hate the Heat

With the Sixers facing an upcoming first round series against the Heat, the guys over at came up with 20 reasons to hate the Heat, in case you need any more fuel for your first round fire.  Seeing the Sixers advance to the second round should be motivation enough, but if not these should help.




Reasons #1, 2, and 3: (See picture above)

Reason #4: LeBron James does this to Cleveland fans.

Reason #5: It's always hot there. What's up with that!?

Reason #6: I just found out that Dexter (not Pittman) is actually a TV show and not the real thing. Not cool, Miami.

Reason #7: Dan Gilbert's proper use of Comic Sans indicates we should hate them.

Reason #8: Old people move to Florida, and they're probably what's wrong with the economy.

Reason #9: Because I frequently mix up Danny Almonte and Elian Gonzalez.

Reason #10: Erik Spoelstra couldn't attempt to have a more aggravating name.

Reason #11: Eddie House tries to be BOSSier than Louis Williams.

Reason #12: James Jones will most likely hit an average of 42 three's per game.

Reason #13: 60% of the players on the roster were not on the team last year. There's something wrong with that.

Reason #14: If you want Mexican food, go to the Southwest. Come on.

Reason #15: CSI Miami should not get the ratings it does.

Reason #16: Monsoons are actually less fun than they sound.

Reason #17: They won a title with Shaq in '06. Enough already.

Reason #18: I learned when I was 9 12 18 not to cry when I lost at sports.

Reason #19: Miami-Wade County isn't a real place.

Reason #20: Seriously, LeBron James.


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